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Quasi

Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!

Quasi • 2023
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!

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Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:27
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:06
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
Your Highness, may I ask what brings you to our, uh, humble place of work? - Quasi 00:06
Your Highness, may I ask what brings you to our, uh, humble ...
It's a queen's duty to familiarize herself with all aspects of the kingdom. - Quasi 00:06
It's a queen's duty to familiarize herself with al...
Would be my privilege to escort you around the premises. - Quasi 00:06
Would be my privilege to escort you around the premises.
Perhaps it would be best for me to receive it from your superior. - Quasi 00:05
Perhaps it would be best for me to receive it from your supe...
Uh, begging your pardon, my queen, but that torturer is in no way my superior. - Quasi 00:07
Uh, begging your pardon, my queen, but that torturer is in n...
I am just a humble subject of the king, milady. - Quasi 00:05
I am just a humble subject of the king, milady.
How is it that you were chosen to man the king's most effective torture device? - Quasi 00:06
How is it that you were chosen to man the king's most e...
Yeah, in an attempt to straighten my back, - Quasi 00:09
Yeah, in an attempt to straighten my back,
Smart and witty. Seems you are very talented. - Quasi 00:05
Smart and witty. Seems you are very talented.
Perhaps you'd have more success if you adjusted the flywheel. - Quasi 00:06
Perhaps you'd have more success if you adjusted the fly...
Then you'd have the benefits of both horizontal tension and vertical tension. - Quasi 00:06
Then you'd have the benefits of both horizontal tension...
- You will? - Yeah, "absolutement." - Quasi 00:09
- You will? - Yeah, "absolutement."
A unique combination, torturer… - Quasi 00:07
A unique combination, torturer…
What I meant to say was I very much appreciate all your suggestions, my queen. - Quasi 00:08
What I meant to say was I very much appreciate all your sugg...
I actually got you the job. Hmm? You could've mentioned that. - Quasi 00:05
I actually got you the job. Hmm? You could've mentioned...
Are we ignoring the fact that - Quasi 00:06
Are we ignoring the fact that
That's ridiculous. She's the queen. Hello. - Quasi 00:06
That's ridiculous. She's the queen. Hello.
The queen could have any dragon slayer, wizard or chevalier in the kingdom. - Quasi 00:06
The queen could have any dragon slayer, wizard or chevalier ...
I have never known the touch of a woman, and I never will. - Quasi 00:06
I have never known the touch of a woman, and I never will.