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Pfft! Non. Cousins? Impossible. Oui, look

Quasi • 2023
Pfft! Non. Cousins? Impossible. Oui, look

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Pfft! Non. Cousins? Impossible.
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Oui, look.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:01
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Mon Dieu! It's just like mine. - Quasi 00:06
Mon Dieu! It's just like mine.
I thought it was your honor and compassion, - Quasi 00:09
I thought it was your honor and compassion,
Yeah, I was attracted to you 'cause you're super hot. - Quasi 00:05
Yeah, I was attracted to you 'cause you're super h...
But now that I know we're cousins, it's really awesome. - Quasi 00:07
But now that I know we're cousins, it's really awe...
It seems to be getting harder. - Quasi 00:06
It seems to be getting harder.
No, sire, it's half past the cock's crow. - Quasi 00:05
No, sire, it's half past the cock's crow.
Oh. We have a hunchback to kill. - Quasi 00:05
Oh. We have a hunchback to kill.
I stood up too fast. I'm all désorienté. - Quasi 00:07
I stood up too fast. I'm all désorienté.
We shall kill Mr. Modo before he has a chance to blab of our plan. - Quasi 00:06
We shall kill Mr. Modo before he has a chance to blab of our...
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to take a brisk walk. - Quasi 00:05
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to take a brisk walk.
I am going to administer last rites to the prisoner, as is God's wish. - Quasi 00:08
I am going to administer last rites to the prisoner, as is G...
Oh, last rites. I've always wanted to see what that's about. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, last rites. I've always wanted to see what that...
Ooh, sorry. Final confession is only between sheep and shepherd. - Quasi 00:06
Ooh, sorry. Final confession is only between sheep and sheph...
If you and I are cousins, does not that make me royalty? - Quasi 00:05
If you and I are cousins, does not that make me royalty?
Yes. You are in the line of kings. - Quasi 00:07
Yes. You are in the line of kings.
My lady, I'm new at this. Enter you… where? - Quasi 00:08
My lady, I'm new at this. Enter you… where?
[Catherine moaning] - Quasi 00:07
[Catherine moaning]
Well, he called to me with his siren song. I was hypnotized. - Quasi 00:06
Well, he called to me with his siren song. I was hypnotized.
Then he strapped me here and left hours ago. So many, many hours. - Quasi 00:06
Then he strapped me here and left hours ago. So many, many h...
Indeed. Yes, you must be so relieved that the queen is safe. - Quasi 00:05
Indeed. Yes, you must be so relieved that the queen is safe.