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Quasi

Say,have you heard the joke about the cookie?

Quasi • 2023
Say,
have you heard the joke about the cookie?

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Say, have you heard the joke about the cookie?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:43
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
- No, no. No! No. No! - Come on. - Quasi 00:07
- No, no. No! No. No! - Come on.
Breakfast today is wine from the Rhône valley and fresh Belon oysters. - Quasi 00:06
Breakfast today is wine from the Rhône valley and fresh Belo...
And where do your oysters come from, my pet? - Quasi 00:06
And where do your oysters come from, my pet?
As I was saying, sire, - Quasi 00:07
As I was saying, sire,
My liege, if you hate the pope, - Quasi 00:09
My liege, if you hate the pope,
My new ornament wishes to discuss the affairs of France. - Quasi 00:06
My new ornament wishes to discuss the affairs of France.
I was not told she was going to speak so much. - Quasi 00:05
I was not told she was going to speak so much.
She's a regular smarty pantalons. - Quasi 00:05
She's a regular smarty pantalons.
Indeed, but a small price to pay for a powerful alliance. - Quasi 00:06
Indeed, but a small price to pay for a powerful alliance.
A rather large price to pay for someone who never wanted to be married again. - Quasi 00:06
A rather large price to pay for someone who never wanted to ...
But do look into that phony-papal-decree idea, because why not? - Quasi 00:07
But do look into that phony-papal-decree idea, because why n...
It was like they were lifted from the sea by nautical angels. - Quasi 00:06
It was like they were lifted from the sea by nautical angels...
Crisp, clean, salty. - Quasi 00:05
Crisp, clean, salty.
You know, if I was king, there'd be Belon oysters on every table. - Quasi 00:07
You know, if I was king, there'd be Belon oysters on ev...
Has Lucien ever shared his oysters with anyone here? - Quasi 00:07
Has Lucien ever shared his oysters with anyone here?
If he's gonna eat oysters in front of us, shouldn't he bring enough for everybody? - Quasi 00:07
If he's gonna eat oysters in front of us, shouldn'...
Oui! - Quasi 00:06
Oui!
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:05
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:06
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
Your Highness, may I ask what brings you to our, uh, humble place of work? - Quasi 00:06
Your Highness, may I ask what brings you to our, uh, humble ...