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Screw that guy. I wish the hunchbackstabbed those bastards

Quasi • 2023
Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback
stabbed those bastards

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Screw that guy. I wish the hunchback stabbed those bastards.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:27
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slammed with a hammer. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah, it looks like a young Marco Polo if his face got slamm...
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf lately. I am so sorry. - Quasi 00:05
Ugh. I fear I've been reading far too much Beowulf late...
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances. - Quasi 00:06
Ah. You smell of refreshingly aromatic fragrances.
Oh. I call that a selfie. - Quasi 00:05
Oh. I call that a selfie.
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying. - Quasi 00:05
I don't know, but it is strangely satisfying.
Well, the king and pope believe you are dead - Quasi 00:08
Well, the king and pope believe you are dead
Um, I've spoken to my family in England, - Quasi 00:06
Um, I've spoken to my family in England,
The king's sole intention is to expand his power. - Quasi 00:05
The king's sole intention is to expand his power.
It is true! I saw your oyster rebellion. You are a leader. - Quasi 00:07
It is true! I saw your oyster rebellion. You are a leader.
I just believe everyone should have the opportunity to eat oysters. - Quasi 00:05
I just believe everyone should have the opportunity to eat o...
Oh, speaking of which, - Quasi 00:05
Oh, speaking of which,
Including, of course, - Quasi 00:06
Including, of course,
You're right. This is strangely satisfying and validating. - Quasi 00:06
You're right. This is strangely satisfying and validati...
Oh, hey. Hey, you kids. Get out of here. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, hey. Hey, you kids. Get out of here.
- I know, it's funny. It's a funny word. - Right? It's a good thing you said... - Quasi 00:05
- I know, it's funny. It's a funny word. - Right? ...
You're better off with that guy dead, Duchamp. That guy was dragging you down. - Quasi 00:05
You're better off with that guy dead, Duchamp. That guy...
He always comes up smelling like roses, you know? - Quasi 00:05
He always comes up smelling like roses, you know?
Well, if you consider being dead coming up roses, you know… - Quasi 00:07
Well, if you consider being dead coming up roses, you know…...
Yeah. Don't say anything, though, 'cause loose lips take shits. - Quasi 00:05
Yeah. Don't say anything, though, 'cause loose lip...
No, no, no. It was all bullshit. It was a ruse. - Quasi 00:07
No, no, no. It was all bullshit. It was a ruse.