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There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have anything to kill him with
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There was no dagger in the confessional.I didn't have anything to kill him with

Quasi • 2023
There was no dagger in the confessional.
I didn't have anything to kill him with

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There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have anything to kill him with.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:47
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves. - Quasi 00:05
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves.
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Especially in confessionals. - Quasi 00:05
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Es...
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback. - Quasi 00:06
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback.
But perhaps we could wait and try again later. - Quasi 00:06
But perhaps we could wait and try again later.
Say, oh, next Christmas. - Quasi 00:05
Say, oh, next Christmas.
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how surprised he'd... - Quasi 00:07
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how s...
Excellent idea, indeed. - Quasi 00:05
Excellent idea, indeed.
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will kill the pope. - Quasi 00:08
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will ki...
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the throne over the church. - Quasi 00:07
Then my guards will subdue you, proving the power of the thr...
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land - Quasi 00:06
And then we'll reward you with wives and money and land
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan. - Quasi 00:07
Yeah. No. I feel like there's some holes in that plan.
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat myself! - Quasi 00:05
You will kill the pope tomorrow, or I will slit your throat ...
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed thereafter, sire? - Quasi 00:05
I'm assuming you'll have him publicly executed the...
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums, - Quasi 00:07
If I can kill my former wife for flapping her gums,
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way, - Quasi 00:07
After the coronation, and with the pope out of the way,
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable. - Quasi 00:07
And then my new wife will find herself quite expendable.
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and kill both of these guys? - Quasi 00:06
Would it be easier if we got a third guard to come in and ki...
Quasi! I'm not usually this guy, but I gotta know. - Quasi 00:06
Quasi! I'm not usually this guy, but I gotta know.
Um… - Quasi 00:12
Um…
♪ Frère Jacques Frère Jacques ♪ - Quasi 00:30
♪ Frère Jacques Frère Jacques ♪