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They'd be like,"Put it back in my vagina." Okay. Settle down.Move away. Let him through

Quasi • 2023
They'd be like,
"Put it back in my vagina." Okay. Settle down.
Move away. Let him through

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.517
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina."
00:00:02.541 --> 00:00:04.916
Okay. Settle down. Move away. Let him through.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:38
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue. - Quasi 00:06
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue.
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue. - Quasi 00:05
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue.
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a little bit. - Quasi 00:05
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a li...
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps] - Quasi 00:18
- Oh, my. - [Quasi gasps]
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee - Quasi 00:08
Pontiff, may I introduce my finest employee
No requests to deflate that hump - Quasi 00:06
No requests to deflate that hump
Éclairs au chocolat. - Quasi 00:06
Éclairs au chocolat.
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this? - Quasi 00:05
Okay, so, pull it thusly and push like this?
Enough monk-y business. - Quasi 00:07
Enough monk-y business.
[both laugh] - Quasi 00:17
[both laugh]
Though, I cannot say how pleasant for the poor chap who has to wipe my ass. - Quasi 00:05
Though, I cannot say how pleasant for the poor chap who has ...
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horrible, - Quasi 00:09
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horribl...
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one very small task. - Quasi 00:06
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one ve...
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square in front of his people. - Quasi 00:05
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square ...
Disobey me, and God will send you directly to Hunchback Hell - Quasi 00:08
Disobey me, and God will send you directly to Hunchback Hell
Uh, he needed a place to live closer to town. I was short on rent. - Quasi 00:06
Uh, he needed a place to live closer to town. I was short on...
I don't give a resounding fuck about your housing arrangements! - Quasi 00:05
I don't give a resounding fuck about your housing arran...
Ah, I see you found the jewel-encrusted dagger I had placed in your booth. Good. - Quasi 00:05
Ah, I see you found the jewel-encrusted dagger I had placed ...
Now, don't let the door hit you on the hump on the way out. - Quasi 00:05
Now, don't let the door hit you on the hump on the way ...
Merde. - Quasi 00:15
Merde.