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Though, I cannot say how pleasantfor the poor chap who has to wipe my ass

Quasi • 2023
Though, I cannot say how pleasant
for the poor chap who has to wipe my ass

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Though, I cannot say how pleasant for the poor chap who has to wipe my ass.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:35
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horrible, - Quasi 00:09
Um, Your Holiness, I have been tasked with something horribl...
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one very small task. - Quasi 00:06
He will straighten out your back in exchange for this one ve...
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square in front of his people. - Quasi 00:05
He wants you to kill the king tomorrow at the public square ...
Disobey me, and God will send you directly to Hunchback Hell - Quasi 00:08
Disobey me, and God will send you directly to Hunchback Hell
Uh, he needed a place to live closer to town. I was short on rent. - Quasi 00:06
Uh, he needed a place to live closer to town. I was short on...
I don't give a resounding fuck about your housing arrangements! - Quasi 00:05
I don't give a resounding fuck about your housing arran...
Ah, I see you found the jewel-encrusted dagger I had placed in your booth. Good. - Quasi 00:05
Ah, I see you found the jewel-encrusted dagger I had placed ...
Now, don't let the door hit you on the hump on the way out. - Quasi 00:05
Now, don't let the door hit you on the hump on the way ...
Merde. - Quasi 00:15
Merde.
Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden when he finds him dead? - Quasi 00:22
Oh, do you think he'll wail like a maiden when he finds...
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is still alive. - Quasi 00:07
You have exactly five seconds to explain why the pope is sti...
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have anything to kill him with. - Quasi 00:05
There was no dagger in the confessional. I didn't have ...
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves. - Quasi 00:05
Probably thieves. You know France and its thieves.
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Especially in confessionals. - Quasi 00:05
Yes, well, France certainly has thieves, doesn't it? Es...
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback. - Quasi 00:06
You have left me with unfinished business, Hunchback.
But perhaps we could wait and try again later. - Quasi 00:06
But perhaps we could wait and try again later.
Say, oh, next Christmas. - Quasi 00:05
Say, oh, next Christmas.
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how surprised he'd... - Quasi 00:07
Can... He would never see that coming. Can you imagine how s...
Excellent idea, indeed. - Quasi 00:05
Excellent idea, indeed.
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will kill the pope. - Quasi 00:08
Tomorrow at our public appearance in the square, you will ki...