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Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty
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Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty

Quasi • 2023
Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty

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Um, I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:17
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
At your private confession, - Quasi 00:09
At your private confession,
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Saracen women. - Quasi 00:07
These are actual depictions of the pope having sex with Sara...
God chose you when you won the lottery. - Quasi 00:05
God chose you when you won the lottery.
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise. - Quasi 00:07
And God knows that only you can take him by surprise.
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden under the bench. - Quasi 00:06
Yes. In the confessional, there will be a dagger hidden unde...
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart. - Quasi 00:05
You will drive that dagger into the pope's heart.
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor. - Quasi 00:06
You will, or you will be executed as a traitor.
You will assassinate the pope, - Quasi 00:11
You will assassinate the pope,
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:05
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback?
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot? - Quasi 00:05
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot?
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate. - Quasi 00:05
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate.
You and your main mother-plucker over here. - Quasi 00:05
You and your main mother-plucker over here.
What is this? - Quasi 00:10
What is this?
By the way, Your Grace, - Quasi 00:07
By the way, Your Grace,
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" - Quasi 00:09
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Holy Father. - Quasi 00:06
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Hol...
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said crowd for donations. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said c...
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on the table. - Quasi 00:06
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on t...