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Quasi

We can all eat oysters!

Quasi • 2023
We can all eat oysters!

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We can all eat oysters!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:25
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:07
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters!
So this is that oyster chant I've been hearing about. - Quasi 00:05
So this is that oyster chant I've been hearing about.
The next person to say "oysters" will be disemboweled. - Quasi 00:06
The next person to say "oysters" will be disembowe...
You know what? I've had just about enough of you and your country. - Quasi 00:05
You know what? I've had just about enough of you and yo...
You can't stab me. I'm the king. - Quasi 00:07
You can't stab me. I'm the king.
None of this would have happened if you weren't so jealous of my new alliance, - Quasi 00:08
None of this would have happened if you weren't so jeal...
You're the one who cheated on me at université with Jacques Chouinard. - Quasi 00:06
You're the one who cheated on me at université with Jac...
What? You cheated on me at université with Jacques Chouinard. - Quasi 00:06
What? You cheated on me at université with Jacques Chouinard...
Who told you that? I loved you. - Quasi 00:07
Who told you that? I loved you.
I still love you. - Quasi 00:06
I still love you.
And I, you. - Quasi 00:06
And I, you.
Whoa. That plot thickened a lot. - Quasi 00:05
Whoa. That plot thickened a lot.
Amateurs. They nailed me - Quasi 00:07
Amateurs. They nailed me
I've never even been to Champagne. I hear it's lovely. - Quasi 00:06
I've never even been to Champagne. I hear it's lov...
Duchamp, we will go to Champagne together. - Quasi 00:05
Duchamp, we will go to Champagne together.
And we will drink much, much wine. - Quasi 00:06
And we will drink much, much wine.
Subjects of France, kneel before your new king. - Quasi 00:06
Subjects of France, kneel before your new king.
Come, Quasi. Your kingdom awaits you. - Quasi 00:05
Come, Quasi. Your kingdom awaits you.
And so it was, a new king was crowned. - Quasi 00:28
And so it was, a new king was crowned.
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! - Quasi 00:08
Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oysters! Oyster...