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Well, Mr. Celebrity,do you want a Black Death shot?

Quasi • 2023
Well, Mr. Celebrity,
do you want a Black Death shot?

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Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:57
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate. - Quasi 00:05
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate.
You and your main mother-plucker over here. - Quasi 00:05
You and your main mother-plucker over here.
What is this? - Quasi 00:10
What is this?
By the way, Your Grace, - Quasi 00:07
By the way, Your Grace,
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" - Quasi 00:09
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Holy Father. - Quasi 00:06
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Hol...
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said crowd for donations. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said c...
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on the table. - Quasi 00:06
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on t...
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat. - Quasi 00:07
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat.
Are we really doing this again in my country? - Quasi 00:06
Are we really doing this again in my country?
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on her coronation. - Quasi 00:05
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on he...
And you're only coronating because you don't have the sack to rule this country - Quasi 00:07
And you're only coronating because you don't have ...
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up your funny fucking hat? - Quasi 00:06
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up...
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking down the street? - Quasi 00:06
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking...
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina." - Quasi 00:06
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina."
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue. - Quasi 00:06
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue.
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue. - Quasi 00:05
Mmm. Mon Dieu, that's good fondue.
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a little bit. - Quasi 00:05
Uh, if it doesn't hurt, then you gotta zhuzh it up a li...