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When I was a child,they produced a hideously deformed baby with their brother,the vicomte...

Quasi • 2023
When I was a child,
they produced a hideously deformed baby with their brother,
the vicomte de Gastineau. - Uh-huh.
- And they threw the baby in the river

Full Transcript

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When I was a child, they produced a hideously deformed baby
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with their brother, the vicomte de Gastineau.
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- Uh-huh. - And they threw the baby in the river.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:25
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Your birthmark is the mark of the Gastineau. - Quasi 00:06
Your birthmark is the mark of the Gastineau.
That I have a deformity on top of my deformity? - Quasi 00:06
That I have a deformity on top of my deformity?
You and I are - Quasi 00:06
You and I are
Pfft! Non. Cousins? Impossible. - Quasi 00:08
Pfft! Non. Cousins? Impossible.
Mon Dieu! It's just like mine. - Quasi 00:06
Mon Dieu! It's just like mine.
I thought it was your honor and compassion, - Quasi 00:09
I thought it was your honor and compassion,
Yeah, I was attracted to you 'cause you're super hot. - Quasi 00:05
Yeah, I was attracted to you 'cause you're super h...
But now that I know we're cousins, it's really awesome. - Quasi 00:07
But now that I know we're cousins, it's really awe...
It seems to be getting harder. - Quasi 00:06
It seems to be getting harder.
No, sire, it's half past the cock's crow. - Quasi 00:05
No, sire, it's half past the cock's crow.
Oh. We have a hunchback to kill. - Quasi 00:05
Oh. We have a hunchback to kill.
I stood up too fast. I'm all désorienté. - Quasi 00:07
I stood up too fast. I'm all désorienté.
We shall kill Mr. Modo before he has a chance to blab of our plan. - Quasi 00:06
We shall kill Mr. Modo before he has a chance to blab of our...
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to take a brisk walk. - Quasi 00:05
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to take a brisk walk.
I am going to administer last rites to the prisoner, as is God's wish. - Quasi 00:08
I am going to administer last rites to the prisoner, as is G...
Oh, last rites. I've always wanted to see what that's about. - Quasi 00:05
Oh, last rites. I've always wanted to see what that...
Ooh, sorry. Final confession is only between sheep and shepherd. - Quasi 00:06
Ooh, sorry. Final confession is only between sheep and sheph...
If you and I are cousins, does not that make me royalty? - Quasi 00:05
If you and I are cousins, does not that make me royalty?
Yes. You are in the line of kings. - Quasi 00:07
Yes. You are in the line of kings.
My lady, I'm new at this. Enter you… where? - Quasi 00:08
My lady, I'm new at this. Enter you… where?