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Quasi

Why don't you "douchebaguettes"pick on someone half your size?

Quasi • 2023
Why don't you "douchebaguettes"
pick on someone half your size?

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Why don't you "douchebaguettes" pick on someone half your size?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:51
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Mon Dieu! - Quasi 00:06
Mon Dieu!
Hunchback, you've taken our bait. You're far outnumbered. Guards! - Quasi 00:08
Hunchback, you've taken our bait. You're far outnu...
No. Capture them alive so we can torture them together. - Quasi 00:05
No. Capture them alive so we can torture them together.
In the seven-course meal of life, this is my crème brûlée. - Quasi 00:06
In the seven-course meal of life, this is my crème brûlée....
I've never seen the equal of the friendship that you and Duchamp share. - Quasi 00:06
I've never seen the equal of the friendship that you an...
You are best friends. Promise me that you will be forever. - Quasi 00:06
You are best friends. Promise me that you will be forever.
Duchamp, Michel helped me realize - Quasi 00:13
Duchamp, Michel helped me realize
No, I wasn't. I was fucking pissed at you. - Quasi 00:06
No, I wasn't. I was fucking pissed at you.
I'm not mad at you for what you did. I'm mad at you for lying about it. - Quasi 00:05
I'm not mad at you for what you did. I'm mad at yo...
I don't want the animals eating me for dinner. That would be ironic. - Quasi 00:07
I don't want the animals eating me for dinner. That wou...
Catherine, are you really in cahoots with that hunchback? - Quasi 00:07
Catherine, are you really in cahoots with that hunchback?
Not only are they in "cahoosion," but she's clearly shagging the man. - Quasi 00:05
Not only are they in "cahoosion," but she's c...
- Oh! Hit that shit, Quasi. Hit that shit. - Yeah, right. Really? - Quasi 00:06
- Oh! Hit that shit, Quasi. Hit that shit. - Yeah, right. Re...
Guards, take the hunchback's head. - Quasi 00:05
Guards, take the hunchback's head.
Such is the fate of the mangled, lonely weirdo. Eh, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:09
Such is the fate of the mangled, lonely weirdo. Eh, Hunchbac...
Un. Deux. - Quasi 00:10
Un. Deux.
The hunchback is a member of the royal family. - Quasi 00:05
The hunchback is a member of the royal family.
He who lays a hand on him shall pay the ultimate price. - Quasi 00:06
He who lays a hand on him shall pay the ultimate price.
It can't be. It must be dirt or a wine stain. - Quasi 00:07
It can't be. It must be dirt or a wine stain.
Are you sure it's not jelly? Sometimes I get jelly on my shoulder. - Quasi 00:05
Are you sure it's not jelly? Sometimes I get jelly on m...