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Quasi

You may have once beenthe big swinging dick, but now that big swinging dickhas swung back...

Quasi • 2023
You may have once been
the big swinging dick, but now that big swinging dick
has swung back in the other direction

Full Transcript

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You may have once been the big swinging dick,
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but now that big swinging dick has swung back in the other direction.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:40
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
[grunts] - Quasi 00:07
[grunts]
[shouts, groans] - Quasi 00:09
[shouts, groans]
Let go of me! Let go of me! Hey! Let go of me! [grunts] - Quasi 00:13
Let go of me! Let go of me! Hey! Let go of me! [grunts]
Behold, the best friend to the criminal Quasi. - Quasi 00:06
Behold, the best friend to the criminal Quasi.
I definitely remember the handsome hunchback. - Quasi 00:05
I definitely remember the handsome hunchback.
Well, perhaps a public torturing at the coronation will refresh your memory. - Quasi 00:07
Well, perhaps a public torturing at the coronation will refr...
Unless, of course, the hunchback is here listening. - Quasi 00:06
Unless, of course, the hunchback is here listening.
Perhaps he'd like to show himself to save his best friend. - Quasi 00:06
Perhaps he'd like to show himself to save his best frie...
I told you, he's not my friend. I hate that twisted, creepy virgin. - Quasi 00:06
I told you, he's not my friend. I hate that twisted, cr...
Wait, hold on, okay, hold on. We can talk about this, right? Hold on. Hold on. - Quasi 00:06
Wait, hold on, okay, hold on. We can talk about this, right?...
Leave me alone. Where are you taking me? - Quasi 00:05
Leave me alone. Where are you taking me?
Oh, yeah. It was a knife from the guards. Stuck in the fatty deposit of my hump. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, yeah. It was a knife from the guards. Stuck in the fatty...
He'll need me for a while to solidify his alliance. - Quasi 00:05
He'll need me for a while to solidify his alliance.
Before I become obsolete, perhaps I can find a way to change my fortunes. - Quasi 00:06
Before I become obsolete, perhaps I can find a way to change...
But for now, farewell, Quasi. - Quasi 00:06
But for now, farewell, Quasi.
He betrayed me, and the last thing he said when he was captured by the guards - Quasi 00:07
He betrayed me, and the last thing he said when he was captu...
And he called me a creepy, twisted virgin. - Quasi 00:05
And he called me a creepy, twisted virgin.
- Who'd you have sex with? - Bonjour, read the room. - Quasi 00:06
- Who'd you have sex with? - Bonjour, read the room.
- Yeah. - Quasi, - Quasi 00:06
- Yeah. - Quasi,
He said it to save you because he is your best friend. - Quasi 00:08
He said it to save you because he is your best friend.