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You will assassinate the pope, or you and your hut matewill be drawn and quartered, and...

Quasi • 2023
You will assassinate the pope, or you and your hut mate
will be drawn and quartered, and your limbs will be taken
to the four corners of France!

Full Transcript

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You will assassinate the pope,
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or you and your hut mate will be drawn and quartered,
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and your limbs will be taken to the four corners of France!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:50
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Broken Lizard Industries,Cataland Films,Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Follow a hapless hunchback who yearns for love, but finds himself in the middle of a murderous feud between the Pope and the king of France when each orders the hunchback to kill the other.
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback? - Quasi 00:05
Do I make myself clear, Hunchback?
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot? - Quasi 00:05
Well, Mr. Celebrity, do you want a Black Death shot?
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate. - Quasi 00:05
My name is Duchamp, and I am Quasi's hut mate.
You and your main mother-plucker over here. - Quasi 00:05
You and your main mother-plucker over here.
What is this? - Quasi 00:10
What is this?
By the way, Your Grace, - Quasi 00:07
By the way, Your Grace,
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?" - Quasi 00:09
"Holy Father, can you fix my hump?"
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine. - Quasi 00:06
Please, meet my new bride, Queen Catherine.
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony. - Quasi 00:06
So, Catherine, congratulations on your coronation ceremony.
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Holy Father. - Quasi 00:06
I don't know that it will be daring, but thank you, Hol...
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said crowd for donations. - Quasi 00:07
Oh, he's never one to pass up a crowd or to soak said c...
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on the table. - Quasi 00:06
That crystal fucking wine glass that's right there on t...
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat. - Quasi 00:07
Cardinal Claude, I think I prefer you in that seat.
Are we really doing this again in my country? - Quasi 00:06
Are we really doing this again in my country?
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on her coronation. - Quasi 00:05
The only reason you're here is so you can horn in on he...
And you're only coronating because you don't have the sack to rule this country - Quasi 00:07
And you're only coronating because you don't have ...
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up your funny fucking hat? - Quasi 00:06
Why don't you take your papal supremacy and shove it up...
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking down the street? - Quasi 00:06
Uh, did you hear the one about the peanuts that were walking...
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina." - Quasi 00:06
They'd be like, "Put it back in my vagina."
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue. - Quasi 00:06
Hey! I made my very special Confession Day fondue.