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That's not a thing, is it?
Snake charmer. It doesn't matter, though,
because I'm very charming. Still very much not a good idea. That's exactly what they said
about going for cocktails
with the King of Djibouti. There is no King of Djibouti. There was that night. Your Majesty. How was the visit?
They gave us dates. Ah, dates. They call them
nature's caramel, you know. Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite. Rumours abound of you...
fornicating with the staff. With respect, Ma'am,
this will not do. Fornicating? Who are you? Moses?! You've been the focus of enough
salacious headlines in the past to realise what
could happen if word got out about a dalliance between
the Queen and her help. I didn't take you for a snob,
but it suits you. I don't make the rules, Ma'am. Rules are made to be broken
Snake charmer. It doesn't matter, though,
because I'm very charming. Still very much not a good idea. That's exactly what they said
about going for cocktails
with the King of Djibouti. There is no King of Djibouti. There was that night. Your Majesty. How was the visit?
They gave us dates. Ah, dates. They call them
nature's caramel, you know. Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite. Rumours abound of you...
fornicating with the staff. With respect, Ma'am,
this will not do. Fornicating? Who are you? Moses?! You've been the focus of enough
salacious headlines in the past to realise what
could happen if word got out about a dalliance between
the Queen and her help. I didn't take you for a snob,
but it suits you. I don't make the rules, Ma'am. Rules are made to be broken
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That's not a thing, is it?
Snake charmer.
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It doesn't matter, though,
because I'm very charming.
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Still very much not a good idea.
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That's exactly what they said
about going for cocktails
with the King of Djibouti.
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There is no King of Djibouti.
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There was that night.
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Your Majesty.
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How was the visit?
They gave us dates.
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Ah, dates. They call them
nature's caramel, you know.
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Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite.
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Rumours abound of you...
fornicating with the staff.
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With respect, Ma'am,
this will not do.
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Fornicating? Who are you? Moses?!
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You've been the focus of enough
salacious headlines
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in the past to realise what
could happen if word got out
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about a dalliance between
the Queen and her help.
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I didn't take you for a snob,
but it suits you.
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I don't make the rules, Ma'am.
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Rules are made to be broken.
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Movie Summary
Catherine Tate plays a disgraced member of the British Royal Family who is sent to rule Australia.
