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THEY SPLUTTER, LAUGH OK, never have I ever
slept with someone and then immediately regretted it. Oh, my God. Who? Ew, so many. But the most regretful was
my cousin Barton. Your cousin? Distant, I hope. Oh, God, yeah. He barely looked at me. Uh, never have I ever fantasised
about slapping the Queen so hard that she bites her tongue off,
it falls onto the floor, Clint eats it, and she's never
able to speak again. Wow, that's specific
slept with someone and then immediately regretted it. Oh, my God. Who? Ew, so many. But the most regretful was
my cousin Barton. Your cousin? Distant, I hope. Oh, God, yeah. He barely looked at me. Uh, never have I ever fantasised
about slapping the Queen so hard that she bites her tongue off,
it falls onto the floor, Clint eats it, and she's never
able to speak again. Wow, that's specific
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THEY SPLUTTER, LAUGH
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OK, never have I ever
slept with someone
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and then immediately regretted it.
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Oh, my God. Who? Ew, so many.
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But the most regretful was
my cousin Barton.
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Your cousin? Distant, I hope.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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He barely looked at me.
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Uh, never have I ever fantasised
about slapping the Queen so hard
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that she bites her tongue off,
it falls onto the floor,
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Clint eats it, and she's never
able to speak again.
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Wow, that's specific.
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Movie Summary
Catherine Tate plays a disgraced member of the British Royal Family who is sent to rule Australia.