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And maybe mine is measured incrockery and cookware ona John Lewis gift list

Queers. • S01E08 • 2017
and maybe mine is measured in
crockery and cookware on
a John Lewis gift list

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..and maybe mine is measured in crockery and cookware on a John Lewis gift list.
Duration
5 seconds
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27
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:45
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E07 They said I could cure hysteria by inducing paroxysms. - Queers. 00:06
They said I could cure hysteria by inducing paroxysms.
S01 • E07 I would tip-toe in, and one by one, I'd give them the nod - Queers. 00:07
I would tip-toe in, and one by one, I'd give them the n...
S01 • E08 Or maybe it's measured in love and loving, - Queers. 00:10
Or maybe it's measured in love and loving,
S01 • E05 And for once, it was the others that were subterranean. - Queers. 00:04
And for once, it was the others that were subterranean.
S01 • E07 I did six in one night one busy Saturday. - Queers. 00:04
I did six in one night one busy Saturday.
S01 • E05 And the likes of us roamed the plains, - Queers. 00:07
And the likes of us roamed the plains,
S01 • E08 And what I learnt about love, first and foremost, I learnt from Liza. - Queers. 00:05
And what I learnt about love, first and foremost, I learnt f...
S01 • E01 Also, there was a girl who was sweet on me. - Queers. 00:35
Also, there was a girl who was sweet on me.
S01 • E07 "That night they were not divided." - Queers. 00:05
"That night they were not divided."
S01 • E05 We went to my room and I undressed him cross-eyed with excitement, - Queers. 00:09
We went to my room and I undressed him cross-eyed with excit...
S01 • E08 There was this one time when I got really badly beaten up by Grant Smiley - Queers. 00:09
There was this one time when I got really badly beaten up by...
S01 • E08 She ripped strips off Grant's mum and scared the bejesus out of him. - Queers. 00:04
She ripped strips off Grant's mum and scared the bejesu...
S01 • E05 I laid him out and worshipped every inch of his beautiful body by turn. - Queers. 00:08
I laid him out and worshipped every inch of his beautiful bo...
S01 • E05 But it was easily worth the risk of staying aloft in an air raid. - Queers. 00:05
But it was easily worth the risk of staying aloft in an air ...
S01 • E08 Knights in shining armour come in all shapes and sizes. - Queers. 00:04
Knights in shining armour come in all shapes and sizes.
S01 • E07 She breezed in with a couple of other girls, egging each other on, - Queers. 00:10
She breezed in with a couple of other girls, egging each oth...
S01 • E05 Had that been my last night on Earth, - Queers. 00:06
Had that been my last night on Earth,
S01 • E04 He asks, will I let him make me tea - Queers. 00:14
He asks, will I let him make me tea
S01 • E08 I remember Mum having to decide whether to buy a pint of milk or a loaf of bread - Queers. 00:06
I remember Mum having to decide whether to buy a pint of mil...
S01 • E08 ..but I never remember having to choose between love and laughter. - Queers. 00:05
..but I never remember having to choose between love and lau...