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And that's exactly what I amand they can all fuck off

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
And that's exactly what I am
and they can all fuck off

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And that's exactly what I am and they can all fuck off.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:47
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E05 They're walking straight into a trap, but not me, dear. - Queers. 00:04
They're walking straight into a trap, but not me, dear.
S01 • E07 You see, the big house has a lot of candles, - Queers. 00:11
You see, the big house has a lot of candles,
S01 • E02 They had these big lights on the top of them, the cameras. - Queers. 00:47
They had these big lights on the top of them, the cameras.
S01 • E01 I've done my bit. - Queers. 00:32
I've done my bit.
S01 • E08 As my friend, Russell, said to me once, - Queers. 00:08
As my friend, Russell, said to me once,
S01 • E05 I stand in the same spot, I look over - Queers. 00:07
I stand in the same spot, I look over
S01 • E07 Don't laugh, but I whittled one down at the end. - Queers. 00:06
Don't laugh, but I whittled one down at the end.
S01 • E07 I've never seen a real one - had to avoid the urinals - Queers. 00:12
I've never seen a real one - had to avoid the urinals
S01 • E08 We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, - Queers. 00:07
We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering a...
S01 • E06 Monday. - Queers. 00:51
Monday.
S01 • E05 A watering hole where the gazelles gather, and the hunting is good. - Queers. 00:05
A watering hole where the gazelles gather, and the hunting i...
S01 • E05 I've been doing it all my life, - Queers. 00:08
I've been doing it all my life,
S01 • E03 But what was I supposed to do? - Queers. 00:05
But what was I supposed to do?
S01 • E08 Even though I know I'm hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, - Queers. 00:07
Even though I know I'm hardly likely to get my head kic...
S01 • E05 I want to fall into someone's arms, not someone's hands. - Queers. 00:06
I want to fall into someone's arms, not someone's ...
S01 • E01 And, of course, I didn't get to see the Captain, did I? - Queers. 00:24
And, of course, I didn't get to see the Captain, did I?
S01 • E05 I want to make my devotions to a teenage god with perfect skin, - Queers. 00:08
I want to make my devotions to a teenage god with perfect sk...
S01 • E08 And then he said, - Queers. 00:06
And then he said,
S01 • E07 As soon as she saw me, she grabbed me and kissed me, - Queers. 00:10
As soon as she saw me, she grabbed me and kissed me,
S01 • E08 "If there's a gay kid in here with his folks, - Queers. 00:14
"If there's a gay kid in here with his folks,