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as it happens. I couldn't face it.
I'd sooner not know. I'm just not strong enough. And it is possible to not get it,
if you're careful - and by careful, I don't mean
bloody celibate or monogamous. I fucking love sex, me. Bum sex mainly, but there is
an underrated beauty to blowing a total stranger
in a toilet cubicle that's hard to convey, and if you try to convey it, it gets
boring or icky, quite quickly, so... No squatting on your haunches -
knees must hit the floor, and eye contact throughout. Ooh. Oh! I could be blowing someone now if it
weren't for this bloody death scene. Agent's promised
she'll get me a role that doesn't involve losing
half a stone and whiting the face up,
so fingers crossed
I'd sooner not know. I'm just not strong enough. And it is possible to not get it,
if you're careful - and by careful, I don't mean
bloody celibate or monogamous. I fucking love sex, me. Bum sex mainly, but there is
an underrated beauty to blowing a total stranger
in a toilet cubicle that's hard to convey, and if you try to convey it, it gets
boring or icky, quite quickly, so... No squatting on your haunches -
knees must hit the floor, and eye contact throughout. Ooh. Oh! I could be blowing someone now if it
weren't for this bloody death scene. Agent's promised
she'll get me a role that doesn't involve losing
half a stone and whiting the face up,
so fingers crossed
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as it happens.
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I couldn't face it.
I'd sooner not know.
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I'm just not strong enough.
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And it is possible to not get it,
if you're careful -
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and by careful, I don't mean
bloody celibate or monogamous.
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I fucking love sex, me.
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Bum sex mainly, but there is
an underrated beauty
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to blowing a total stranger
in a toilet cubicle
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that's hard to convey,
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and if you try to convey it, it gets
boring or icky, quite quickly, so...
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No squatting on your haunches -
knees must hit the floor,
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and eye contact throughout.
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Ooh. Oh!
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I could be blowing someone now if it
weren't for this bloody death scene.
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Agent's promised
she'll get me a role
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that doesn't involve losing
half a stone
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and whiting the face up,
so fingers crossed.
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Movie Summary
A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
