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Queers.

Five minutes tops, I'd be a few bob richer and there'dbe spunk all over me bearskin

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
Five minutes tops, I'd be a few bob richer and there'd
be spunk all over me bearskin

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Five minutes tops,
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I'd be a few bob richer and there'd be spunk all over me bearskin.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:08
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E08 Another part of me wants to live in perpetual anticipation... - Queers. 00:05
Another part of me wants to live in perpetual anticipation.....
S01 • E05 I'm only joking, I wouldn't wear a busby to suck a vicar's cock. - Queers. 00:06
I'm only joking, I wouldn't wear a busby to suck a...
S01 • E08 ..in the thrall of the imminent thrill. - Queers. 00:04
..in the thrall of the imminent thrill.
S01 • E07 I moved away after that, went south of the river, found lodgings, - Queers. 00:08
I moved away after that, went south of the river, found lodg...
S01 • E05 Never set foot in a foreign field - Queers. 00:10
Never set foot in a foreign field
S01 • E07 I washed pots morning, noon and night, - Queers. 00:07
I washed pots morning, noon and night,
S01 • E05 I followed him around, making sure he looked the part. - Queers. 00:05
I followed him around, making sure he looked the part.
S01 • E07 Bored rigid, I was, but dead inside, so it didn't matter. - Queers. 00:05
Bored rigid, I was, but dead inside, so it didn't matte...
S01 • E05 London may've been burning but at least we looked dolly while it did. - Queers. 00:05
London may've been burning but at least we looked dolly...
S01 • E06 Some part of me will always remain on that wall, I imagine. - Queers. 00:53
Some part of me will always remain on that wall, I imagine.
S01 • E05 Don't think me flippant if I say there are things I miss. - Queers. 00:05
Don't think me flippant if I say there are things I mis...
S01 • E07 Then one day, I was told to throw some of Sir's old clothes out. - Queers. 00:05
Then one day, I was told to throw some of Sir's old clo...
S01 • E05 What I really loved was the darkness, the blackouts. - Queers. 00:06
What I really loved was the darkness, the blackouts.
S01 • E07 Apparently, he was trying to become more a la mode - Queers. 00:06
Apparently, he was trying to become more a la mode
S01 • E08 I personally have no reservations, no nerves, no niggles, - Queers. 00:15
I personally have no reservations, no nerves, no niggles,
S01 • E05 Eels live at the bottom of the lake where it's coldest and pitch-black. - Queers. 00:05
Eels live at the bottom of the lake where it's coldest ...
S01 • E07 The smell of old sweat, tobacco, soap. - Queers. 00:05
The smell of old sweat, tobacco, soap.
S01 • E05 Sometimes they bump into each other down there in the mud - Queers. 00:07
Sometimes they bump into each other down there in the mud
S01 • E08 Not even for my great unrequited who might have... - Queers. 00:04
Not even for my great unrequited who might have...
S01 • E07 I pressed the white dress shirt close to my face and... - Queers. 00:04
I pressed the white dress shirt close to my face and...