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Queers.

"I want to wash your socks andhave 12 babies and make you "steak pudding and kiss youevery...

Queers. • S01E07 • 2017
"I want to wash your socks and
have 12 babies and make you "steak pudding and kiss you
every night," she'd say

Full Transcript

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"I want to wash your socks and have 12 babies and make you
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"steak pudding and kiss you every night," she'd say.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:40
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E05 It's not supposed to be on the wireless every day for the amusement - Queers. 00:06
It's not supposed to be on the wireless every day for t...
S01 • E05 I'd say bona to vada your dolly old eek, dear. - Queers. 00:05
I'd say bona to vada your dolly old eek, dear.
S01 • E07 Smothering me with her mouth, trying to pull on my flies. - Queers. 00:06
Smothering me with her mouth, trying to pull on my flies.
S01 • E05 Come on, doll. Let's go for a bevvy somewhere - Queers. 00:08
Come on, doll. Let's go for a bevvy somewhere
S01 • E07 I managed to push her away, but she only fought harder, laughing. - Queers. 00:06
I managed to push her away, but she only fought harder, laug...
S01 • E05 Understand? No. - Queers. 00:04
Understand? No.
S01 • E07 And surely a handsome chap like me had had scores of girls. - Queers. 00:05
And surely a handsome chap like me had had scores of girls.
S01 • E08 The man who, when we first met, smelled of candyfloss, - Queers. 00:07
The man who, when we first met, smelled of candyfloss,
S01 • E05 Trust me, homosexuals will be no better off than they are now - Queers. 00:08
Trust me, homosexuals will be no better off than they are no...
S01 • E07 She started borrowing filthy books from a dirty girl at work. - Queers. 00:05
She started borrowing filthy books from a dirty girl at work...
S01 • E05 We will be forced to swallow the - Queers. 00:08
We will be forced to swallow the
S01 • E08 My someone to dance round the kitchen with, - Queers. 00:10
My someone to dance round the kitchen with,
S01 • E07 "I've got standing room for one," she'd whisper. - Queers. 00:04
"I've got standing room for one," she'd ...
S01 • E02 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Queers. 00:14
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
S01 • E01 And he opens his eyes... - Queers. 00:14
And he opens his eyes...
S01 • E07 Or, "I need my chimney swept good and proper." - Queers. 00:08
Or, "I need my chimney swept good and proper."
S01 • E05 Because they have unrealistic expectations. - Queers. 00:04
Because they have unrealistic expectations.
S01 • E07 ..it did things to me. - Queers. 00:05
..it did things to me.
S01 • E05 I am what everybody learns to fear. - Queers. 00:04
I am what everybody learns to fear.
S01 • E07 I started to get nervous that she would leave me. - Queers. 00:04
I started to get nervous that she would leave me.