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I've been doing it all my life, I'll do it in my lean and slipperedpantaloons, I hope,...

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
I've been doing it all my life, I'll do it in my lean and slippered
pantaloons, I hope, because you never know what's coming
round the corner

Full Transcript

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I've been doing it all my life,
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I'll do it in my lean and slippered pantaloons, I hope,
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because you never know what's coming round the corner.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:30
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E03 But what was I supposed to do? - Queers. 00:05
But what was I supposed to do?
S01 • E08 Even though I know I'm hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, - Queers. 00:07
Even though I know I'm hardly likely to get my head kic...
S01 • E05 I want to fall into someone's arms, not someone's hands. - Queers. 00:06
I want to fall into someone's arms, not someone's ...
S01 • E01 And, of course, I didn't get to see the Captain, did I? - Queers. 00:24
And, of course, I didn't get to see the Captain, did I?
S01 • E05 I want to make my devotions to a teenage god with perfect skin, - Queers. 00:08
I want to make my devotions to a teenage god with perfect sk...
S01 • E08 And then he said, - Queers. 00:06
And then he said,
S01 • E07 As soon as she saw me, she grabbed me and kissed me, - Queers. 00:10
As soon as she saw me, she grabbed me and kissed me,
S01 • E02 Quite dry, aren't they, falafels? - Queers. 00:27
Quite dry, aren't they, falafels?
S01 • E08 "If there's a gay kid in here with his folks, - Queers. 00:14
"If there's a gay kid in here with his folks,
S01 • E07 And she smiled, reached to my flies and let out a gasp. - Queers. 00:05
And she smiled, reached to my flies and let out a gasp.
S01 • E07 And then she pulled up her skirts and said, "Stick it in me!" - Queers. 00:06
And then she pulled up her skirts and said, "Stick it i...
S01 • E05 ♪ They seek him here - Queers. 00:10
♪ They seek him here
S01 • E06 That is the only fight I can take up with any conviction. - Queers. 00:22
That is the only fight I can take up with any conviction.
S01 • E02 He's got his hand on his leg now. - Queers. 00:23
He's got his hand on his leg now.
S01 • E08 And when we met, - Queers. 00:05
And when we met,
S01 • E07 And after, she said, - Queers. 00:09
And after, she said,
S01 • E08 "Pleased to meet you, Steve. I'm Adam." And then, "And if that's the case, - Queers. 00:12
"Pleased to meet you, Steve. I'm Adam." And t...
S01 • E07 Her clinging on to me, - Queers. 00:06
Her clinging on to me,
S01 • E07 For a moment, I think she thought she'd broken it, - Queers. 00:05
For a moment, I think she thought she'd broken it,
S01 • E02 My two hopes are that there won't be much coverage of it - Queers. 00:13
My two hopes are that there won't be much coverage of i...