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My paintwork is peeling, my plumbingis Victorian, and my servants' entrance is badlyin...

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
My paintwork is peeling, my plumbing
is Victorian, and my servants' entrance is badly
in need of attention

Full Transcript

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My paintwork is peeling, my plumbing is Victorian,
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and my servants' entrance is badly in need of attention.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:39
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E08 Oh, which reminds me. Obviously, there's going to be an Oscar Wilde quote. - Queers. 00:05
Oh, which reminds me. Obviously, there's going to be an...
S01 • E08 You can't have a gay wedding without an Oscar Wilde quote. - Queers. 00:05
You can't have a gay wedding without an Oscar Wilde quo...
S01 • E08 When I worked in a care home when I was at college, - Queers. 00:06
When I worked in a care home when I was at college,
S01 • E05 I come here every day and more often than not, I do well. - Queers. 00:05
I come here every day and more often than not, I do well.
S01 • E05 Maybe even the rentlemen will dry up now. - Queers. 00:05
Maybe even the rentlemen will dry up now.
S01 • E05 Have their heads turned by the possibility of living together - Queers. 00:08
Have their heads turned by the possibility of living togethe...
S01 • E07 We'd been intimate for some weeks, three, four. - Queers. 00:06
We'd been intimate for some weeks, three, four.
S01 • E08 "That's his." - Queers. 00:06
"That's his."
S01 • E08 For better or for worse, mostly better, - Queers. 00:05
For better or for worse, mostly better,
S01 • E04 His hand slides back down from my breast to my stomach... - Queers. 00:18
His hand slides back down from my breast to my stomach...
S01 • E05 Sex is more fun if you do a little bit of groundwork. - Queers. 00:05
Sex is more fun if you do a little bit of groundwork.
S01 • E07 She said she loved me and wanted us to go steady. - Queers. 00:04
She said she loved me and wanted us to go steady.
S01 • E05 Christ. I've raised it to an art form. - Queers. 00:05
Christ. I've raised it to an art form.
S01 • E01 And after we've swum about, - Queers. 00:49
And after we've swum about,
S01 • E07 I was so deliriously happy... - Queers. 00:04
I was so deliriously happy...
S01 • E05 You send out signals, a bit of polari here and there. - Queers. 00:05
You send out signals, a bit of polari here and there.
S01 • E07 And she said yes, straightaway. She didn't even want to wait. - Queers. 00:04
And she said yes, straightaway. She didn't even want to...
S01 • E05 Christ, it's a thieves' cant, for heaven's sake. - Queers. 00:06
Christ, it's a thieves' cant, for heaven's sa...
S01 • E04 So, now we were what you'd call properly husband and wife. - Queers. 00:15
So, now we were what you'd call properly husband and wi...
S01 • E07 "I want to wash your socks and have 12 babies and make you - Queers. 00:08
"I want to wash your socks and have 12 babies and make ...