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My someone to dance round thekitchen with, my someone to take photographs of, someone to...

Queers. • S01E08 • 2017
My someone to dance round the
kitchen with, my someone to take photographs of, someone to talk to all day and spoon
with all night

Full Transcript

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My someone to dance round the kitchen with,
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my someone to take photographs of,
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someone to talk to all day and spoon with all night.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:12
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E07 "I've got standing room for one," she'd whisper. - Queers. 00:04
"I've got standing room for one," she'd ...
S01 • E02 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Queers. 00:14
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
S01 • E01 And he opens his eyes... - Queers. 00:14
And he opens his eyes...
S01 • E07 Or, "I need my chimney swept good and proper." - Queers. 00:08
Or, "I need my chimney swept good and proper."
S01 • E05 Because they have unrealistic expectations. - Queers. 00:04
Because they have unrealistic expectations.
S01 • E07 ..it did things to me. - Queers. 00:05
..it did things to me.
S01 • E05 I am what everybody learns to fear. - Queers. 00:04
I am what everybody learns to fear.
S01 • E07 I started to get nervous that she would leave me. - Queers. 00:04
I started to get nervous that she would leave me.
S01 • E02 And then, - Queers. 00:23
And then,
S01 • E01 We all had on us the stench of death. - Queers. 00:20
We all had on us the stench of death.
S01 • E05 A dangerous predatory homosexual, - Queers. 00:11
A dangerous predatory homosexual,
S01 • E08 And the best view ever isn't Uluru, or Iguazu, the Taj Mahal, - Queers. 00:12
And the best view ever isn't Uluru, or Iguazu, the Taj ...
S01 • E07 So I did something... - Queers. 00:05
So I did something...
S01 • E05 And that's exactly what I am and they can all fuck off. - Queers. 00:04
And that's exactly what I am and they can all fuck off.
S01 • E05 They're walking straight into a trap, but not me, dear. - Queers. 00:04
They're walking straight into a trap, but not me, dear.
S01 • E02 They had these big lights on the top of them, the cameras. - Queers. 00:47
They had these big lights on the top of them, the cameras.
S01 • E07 You see, the big house has a lot of candles, - Queers. 00:11
You see, the big house has a lot of candles,
S01 • E01 I've done my bit. - Queers. 00:32
I've done my bit.
S01 • E08 As my friend, Russell, said to me once, - Queers. 00:08
As my friend, Russell, said to me once,
S01 • E05 I stand in the same spot, I look over - Queers. 00:07
I stand in the same spot, I look over