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Never set foot in a foreign field but by the time it all kicked off, I was safely...

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
Never set foot in a foreign field but by the time it all kicked off, I was safely ensconced as batman
to a colonel, thank God

Full Transcript

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Never set foot in a foreign field
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but by the time it all kicked off,
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I was safely ensconced as batman to a colonel, thank God.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:25
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E07 I washed pots morning, noon and night, - Queers. 00:07
I washed pots morning, noon and night,
S01 • E05 I followed him around, making sure he looked the part. - Queers. 00:05
I followed him around, making sure he looked the part.
S01 • E07 Bored rigid, I was, but dead inside, so it didn't matter. - Queers. 00:05
Bored rigid, I was, but dead inside, so it didn't matte...
S01 • E05 London may've been burning but at least we looked dolly while it did. - Queers. 00:05
London may've been burning but at least we looked dolly...
S01 • E06 Some part of me will always remain on that wall, I imagine. - Queers. 00:53
Some part of me will always remain on that wall, I imagine.
S01 • E05 Don't think me flippant if I say there are things I miss. - Queers. 00:05
Don't think me flippant if I say there are things I mis...
S01 • E07 Then one day, I was told to throw some of Sir's old clothes out. - Queers. 00:05
Then one day, I was told to throw some of Sir's old clo...
S01 • E05 What I really loved was the darkness, the blackouts. - Queers. 00:06
What I really loved was the darkness, the blackouts.
S01 • E07 Apparently, he was trying to become more a la mode - Queers. 00:06
Apparently, he was trying to become more a la mode
S01 • E08 I personally have no reservations, no nerves, no niggles, - Queers. 00:15
I personally have no reservations, no nerves, no niggles,
S01 • E05 Eels live at the bottom of the lake where it's coldest and pitch-black. - Queers. 00:05
Eels live at the bottom of the lake where it's coldest ...
S01 • E07 The smell of old sweat, tobacco, soap. - Queers. 00:05
The smell of old sweat, tobacco, soap.
S01 • E05 Sometimes they bump into each other down there in the mud - Queers. 00:07
Sometimes they bump into each other down there in the mud
S01 • E08 Not even for my great unrequited who might have... - Queers. 00:04
Not even for my great unrequited who might have...
S01 • E07 I pressed the white dress shirt close to my face and... - Queers. 00:04
I pressed the white dress shirt close to my face and...
S01 • E05 They rub their cold, - Queers. 00:06
They rub their cold,
S01 • E08 The answer to the proverbial question when popped was never going to be no. - Queers. 00:06
The answer to the proverbial question when popped was never ...
S01 • E07 Trousers, too, high-waisted, - Queers. 00:06
Trousers, too, high-waisted,
S01 • E05 But then they move on, slither on, - Queers. 00:08
But then they move on, slither on,
S01 • E08 It's at moments like this you realise, despite your best efforts, - Queers. 00:10
It's at moments like this you realise, despite your bes...