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There was this one timewhen I got really badly beaten upby Grant Smiley at the swings and...

Queers. • S01E08 • 2017
There was this one time
when I got really badly beaten up
by Grant Smiley at the swings and Mum went round to
his house like a pocket tornado

Full Transcript

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There was this one time when I got really badly beaten up by Grant Smiley
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at the swings and Mum went round to his house like a pocket tornado.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:14
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E08 She ripped strips off Grant's mum and scared the bejesus out of him. - Queers. 00:04
She ripped strips off Grant's mum and scared the bejesu...
S01 • E05 I laid him out and worshipped every inch of his beautiful body by turn. - Queers. 00:08
I laid him out and worshipped every inch of his beautiful bo...
S01 • E05 But it was easily worth the risk of staying aloft in an air raid. - Queers. 00:05
But it was easily worth the risk of staying aloft in an air ...
S01 • E08 Knights in shining armour come in all shapes and sizes. - Queers. 00:04
Knights in shining armour come in all shapes and sizes.
S01 • E07 She breezed in with a couple of other girls, egging each other on, - Queers. 00:10
She breezed in with a couple of other girls, egging each oth...
S01 • E05 Had that been my last night on Earth, - Queers. 00:06
Had that been my last night on Earth,
S01 • E04 He asks, will I let him make me tea - Queers. 00:14
He asks, will I let him make me tea
S01 • E08 I remember Mum having to decide whether to buy a pint of milk or a loaf of bread - Queers. 00:06
I remember Mum having to decide whether to buy a pint of mil...
S01 • E08 ..but I never remember having to choose between love and laughter. - Queers. 00:05
..but I never remember having to choose between love and lau...
S01 • E07 I fell instantly in love. - Queers. 00:05
I fell instantly in love.
S01 • E07 She was 18 and never been kissed, but she was bold, - Queers. 00:10
She was 18 and never been kissed, but she was bold,
S01 • E04 We don't say a word until I'm in bed. - Queers. 00:25
We don't say a word until I'm in bed.
S01 • E05 Two things you must always do before sex at my age. - Queers. 00:06
Two things you must always do before sex at my age.
S01 • E05 Cover all the mirrors, and put on the wireless or whatever you want - - Queers. 00:09
Cover all the mirrors, and put on the wireless or whatever y...
S01 • E07 I walked her home three miles, floated back to Southwark, - Queers. 00:08
I walked her home three miles, floated back to Southwark,
S01 • E05 I once caught a glimpse of myself going at it. - Queers. 00:05
I once caught a glimpse of myself going at it.
S01 • E08 ..overwhelmingly, love. - Queers. 00:05
..overwhelmingly, love.
S01 • E07 She was working at Boots in Piccadilly, - Queers. 00:06
She was working at Boots in Piccadilly,
S01 • E05 Looked like one of those lions in East Africa eating a gazelle, - Queers. 00:08
Looked like one of those lions in East Africa eating a gazel...
S01 • E07 I'd ask her loudly for, "A little something for the weekend." - Queers. 00:16
I'd ask her loudly for, "A little something for th...