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Two things you must always dobefore sex at my age

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
Two things you must always do
before sex at my age

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Two things you must always do before sex at my age.
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6 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:12:56
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E05 Cover all the mirrors, and put on the wireless or whatever you want - - Queers. 00:09
Cover all the mirrors, and put on the wireless or whatever y...
S01 • E07 I walked her home three miles, floated back to Southwark, - Queers. 00:08
I walked her home three miles, floated back to Southwark,
S01 • E05 I once caught a glimpse of myself going at it. - Queers. 00:05
I once caught a glimpse of myself going at it.
S01 • E08 ..overwhelmingly, love. - Queers. 00:05
..overwhelmingly, love.
S01 • E07 She was working at Boots in Piccadilly, - Queers. 00:06
She was working at Boots in Piccadilly,
S01 • E05 Looked like one of those lions in East Africa eating a gazelle, - Queers. 00:08
Looked like one of those lions in East Africa eating a gazel...
S01 • E07 I'd ask her loudly for, "A little something for the weekend." - Queers. 00:16
I'd ask her loudly for, "A little something for th...
S01 • E08 When I told her that I'd met a man on holiday - Queers. 00:06
When I told her that I'd met a man on holiday
S01 • E08 When I brought him home, she welcomed him with open arms and asked if, being an American, - Queers. 00:08
When I brought him home, she welcomed him with open arms and...
S01 • E05 If you care to ogle me for a moment, - Queers. 00:17
If you care to ogle me for a moment,
S01 • E04 He puts an arm round me, his hand warm and flat on my tummy, - Queers. 00:45
He puts an arm round me, his hand warm and flat on my tummy,
S01 • E08 And then she said it was typical Steven to win a man at a funfair - Queers. 00:08
And then she said it was typical Steven to win a man at a fu...
S01 • E07 "I walked down the Strand with me gloves on me hands - Queers. 00:09
"I walked down the Strand with me gloves on me hands
S01 • E05 My paintwork is peeling, my plumbing is Victorian, - Queers. 00:07
My paintwork is peeling, my plumbing is Victorian,
S01 • E08 Oh, which reminds me. Obviously, there's going to be an Oscar Wilde quote. - Queers. 00:05
Oh, which reminds me. Obviously, there's going to be an...
S01 • E08 You can't have a gay wedding without an Oscar Wilde quote. - Queers. 00:05
You can't have a gay wedding without an Oscar Wilde quo...
S01 • E08 When I worked in a care home when I was at college, - Queers. 00:06
When I worked in a care home when I was at college,
S01 • E05 I come here every day and more often than not, I do well. - Queers. 00:05
I come here every day and more often than not, I do well.
S01 • E05 Maybe even the rentlemen will dry up now. - Queers. 00:05
Maybe even the rentlemen will dry up now.
S01 • E05 Have their heads turned by the possibility of living together - Queers. 00:08
Have their heads turned by the possibility of living togethe...