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Well, they knew better than to putme near a fight, and the top brass always loved mefor my...

Queers. • S01E05 • 2017
Well, they knew better than to put
me near a fight, and the top brass always loved me
for my ability to polish 'em up and turn 'em out looking like
Cleopatra in her barge

Full Transcript

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Well, they knew better than to put me near a fight,
00:00:03.068 --> 00:00:07.048
and the top brass always loved me for my ability to polish 'em up and
00:00:07.048 --> 00:00:11.012
turn 'em out looking like Cleopatra in her barge.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:36
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

A series of eight monologues set in the same pub over many years of gay history in response to the 50th anniversary of the Sexual Offences Act.
S01 • E08 Though inevitably, - Queers. 00:06
Though inevitably,
S01 • E05 Corporal Jack Edwards, best boot polisher around. - Queers. 00:05
Corporal Jack Edwards, best boot polisher around.
S01 • E08 We, the gays, can now tell, out loud and proud, our stories. - Queers. 00:07
We, the gays, can now tell, out loud and proud, our stories.
S01 • E05 In the early days of my career, - Queers. 00:07
In the early days of my career,
S01 • E08 And everyone - yes, even you, - Queers. 00:09
And everyone - yes, even you,
S01 • E05 But one summer's evening as I was taking the air in St James's Park, - Queers. 00:17
But one summer's evening as I was taking the air in St ...
S01 • E07 And then, all of a sudden, she jumped up, - Queers. 00:05
And then, all of a sudden, she jumped up,
S01 • E08 Me having the right to get married doesn't take anything away from - Queers. 00:07
Me having the right to get married doesn't take anythin...
S01 • E07 It was exactly two weeks later that I ran into her - Queers. 00:06
It was exactly two weeks later that I ran into her
S01 • E05 I have been a rent boy, a renter. - Queers. 00:04
I have been a rent boy, a renter.
S01 • E07 "Lizzie," I said, "I'm sorry. - Queers. 00:05
"Lizzie," I said, "I'm sorry.
S01 • E05 I have sucked from the forbidden cup, - Queers. 00:11
I have sucked from the forbidden cup,
S01 • E07 "Please, please speak to me." - Queers. 00:07
"Please, please speak to me."
S01 • E05 This generation here, drunk on possibility and privilege, - Queers. 00:09
This generation here, drunk on possibility and privilege,
S01 • E06 He's over twice my age on paper, - Queers. 01:01
He's over twice my age on paper,
S01 • E07 I searched her face for a sign of softness, but there was none. - Queers. 00:05
I searched her face for a sign of softness, but there was no...
S01 • E08 Not only do they go around shoving their lifestyle down everyone's throats, - Queers. 00:11
Not only do they go around shoving their lifestyle down ever...
S01 • E04 When he'd gone... - Queers. 00:22
When he'd gone...
S01 • E05 Usually that was in a cottage cubicle - Queers. 00:06
Usually that was in a cottage cubicle
S01 • E08 And only now, when it's on its last legs, do they wheel in the gays for - Queers. 00:08
And only now, when it's on its last legs, do they wheel...