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A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be gay?
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Raising Buchanan

A guy who sympathized with slave-owners...and might not be gay?

A guy who sympathized with slave-owners...
and might not be gay?

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A guy who sympathized with slave-owners... and might not be gay?
Duration
4 seconds
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16
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:48
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the store a while back, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
My dad's asshole partner screwed him over and took the ...
But I racked up a few disappointments - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But I racked up a few disappointments
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth, saved some money. So half of my name is still up there. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth,...
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos o...
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke,
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chunk of high school. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chu...
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up.
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get in trouble for? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get ...
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know.
I got something pretty valuable - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I got something pretty valuable
An agent to do your dirty work? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
An agent to do your dirty work?
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling,
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's called networking. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's...
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line.
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for my safe return, - Raising Buchanan 00:11
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for ...
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both parties, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both pa...
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'll take this random object off your hands. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'...
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern.
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow of your own rationalization. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow o...
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it.