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A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know
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Raising Buchanan

A little theft, a little anger,borrowed a car, you know

A little theft, a little anger,
borrowed a car, you know

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A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:13
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
I got something pretty valuable - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I got something pretty valuable
An agent to do your dirty work? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
An agent to do your dirty work?
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling,
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's called networking. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's...
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line.
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for my safe return, - Raising Buchanan 00:11
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for ...
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both parties, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both pa...
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'll take this random object off your hands. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'...
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern.
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow of your own rationalization. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow o...
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it.
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote: - Raising Buchanan 00:12
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote:
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin....
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here is an artist". - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here i...
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the world at-large. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the wor...
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fucking organ donor! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fuckin...
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past.
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore.
Ahh, a student of history. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ahh, a student of history.