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Raising Buchanan

Also a "bachelor." He looks peaceful

Also a "bachelor." He looks peaceful

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Also a "bachelor."
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He looks peaceful.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:01
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that's ever come through this dock. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that&...
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was running the country. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was runni...
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from this guy. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from...
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Monkees. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Mo...
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose.
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine or anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine ...
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urine?" - Raising Buchanan 00:05
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urin...
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a safe distance, yes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a...
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him drive. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him d...
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain long after the bombs are dropped. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain lo...
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do.
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, very smart. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, ver...
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversa...
You know how people talk about motivation, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
You know how people talk about motivation,
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem....
Well, for as long as I can remember, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, for as long as I can remember,
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But I think I might have finally gotten hold of a carrot.
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date, pay off all our bills, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know how we can get my dad's mortgage back up to date...
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make them sound more fun - Raising Buchanan 00:07
I know the media tends to sugarcoat those things to make the...
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side: - Raising Buchanan 00:08
- Why? - Because we have three things on our side: