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And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality
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Raising Buchanan

And I cannot vouch for theauthor's impartiality

And I cannot vouch for the
author's impartiality

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And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:13
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these events, - Raising Buchanan 00:13
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these even...
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion? - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion?
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling.
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years in a federal penitentiary. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years...
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate.
Well, to criticize me, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, to criticize me,
And to me, all endeavors, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And to me, all endeavors,
For all endeavors there is but one master. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For all endeavors there is but one master.
I acknowledge no master but the law. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I acknowledge no master but the law.
Well, yes, but you're missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, yes, but you're missing the point.
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, ri...
So this is your area of expertise? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So this is your area of expertise?
But I know enough about it - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I know enough about it
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story?
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whooping vagina. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whoopin...
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an awesome plan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I didn't put it in the note, but I figured out an...
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Took me a couple of hours, but it is top-notch caper shit!
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run - Raising Buchanan 00:06
First, we tell them that the drop will be at the Quik-Run
Are you sure it's the "bagman?" - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Are you sure it's the "bagman?"
- Sorry. - I direct him to the side of the building... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Sorry. - I direct him to the side of the building...