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Raising Buchanan

And you're prepared to throwaway your career for a compulsive liar and anasshole...

And you're prepared to throw
away your career for a compulsive liar and an
asshole puppeteer?

Full Transcript

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And you're prepared to throw away your career
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for a compulsive liar and an asshole puppeteer?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:45
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Please: "Ventriloquist." - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Please: "Ventriloquist."
I'm afraid it's all for naught, Miss Kiesling. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm afraid it's all for naught, Miss Kiesling.
Mr. Crosby is still duty-bound to tell what he knows. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Mr. Crosby is still duty-bound to tell what he knows.
And I'm afraid they'll have no choice but to prosecute. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And I'm afraid they'll have no choice but to prose...
Maybe I could say something at least get the others off the hook. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Maybe I could say something at least get the others off the ...
I'm very confident that with the proper level of resource deployment - Raising Buchanan 00:09
I'm very confident that with the proper level of resour...
But part of my job is to deploy resources wherever priorities dictate. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But part of my job is to deploy resources wherever prioritie...
And I can't help but feel I'm wasting my time with this thing. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I can't help but feel I'm wasting my time with...
If this was another president, you might be looking at federal prison. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
If this was another president, you might be looking at feder...
Lucky for you, you chose the shittiest one. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Lucky for you, you chose the shittiest one.
But if any of this resurfaces - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But if any of this resurfaces
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away.
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV?
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with ...
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's kinda like Pennsylvania. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's...
I'll take you back to your truck - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'll take you back to your truck
I mean, you look great, all of you do... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I mean, you look great, all of you do...
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his burglaries last summer. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his b...
Well, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well,
I have seen a magician perform this illusion. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I have seen a magician perform this illusion.