To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought,
Please log in to add to collections.
Raising Buchanan

Before I ever heard you play a note,I thought, "Here is an artist"

Before I ever heard you play a note,
I thought, "Here is an artist"

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.027
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here is an artist".
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:36
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the world at-large. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the wor...
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fucking organ donor! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fuckin...
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past.
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore.
Ahh, a student of history. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ahh, a student of history.
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool nicknames. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool ...
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while.
"Old Public Functionary." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
"Old Public Functionary."
So the presidents themselves weren't very important? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So the presidents themselves weren't very important?
No. What's important to me is what they stand on. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
No. What's important to me is what they stand on.
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints right and had to use a staple gun, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints ...
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam display thingy this replaced, - Raising Buchanan 00:12
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam...
Oh, look at this. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Oh, look at this.
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin sho...
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't say anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't...
After the truck left, I found this on the floor... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
After the truck left, I found this on the floor...
We're not at liberty to say whether this person... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
We're not at liberty to say whether this person...
Is a thief, or just... found the body in the woods. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Is a thief, or just... found the body in the woods.
I like you, Holly, and you two seem like nice enough people. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I like you, Holly, and you two seem like nice enough people.
Can't you just fly him back to Pennsylvania anonymously or something? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Can't you just fly him back to Pennsylvania anonymously...