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Raising Buchanan

But I racked up a fewdisappointments and my dad decided that my name wasn'tworthy of an...

But I racked up a few
disappointments and my dad decided that my name wasn't
worthy of an appliance store, so

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But I racked up a few disappointments
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and my dad decided that my name wasn't worthy of an appliance store, so...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:41
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth, saved some money. So half of my name is still up there. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Kept the "U" and the "T" from Ruth,...
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, I watched a couple of those ventriloquist videos o...
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And while I still think I'm missing out on the joke,
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chunk of high school. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Actually, I played violin in middle school and the first chu...
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Yeah, so when he stopped playing cello, I picked it up.
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get in trouble for? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Hey, Trina, just out of curiosity, what exactly did you get ...
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
A little theft, a little anger, borrowed a car, you know.
I got something pretty valuable - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I got something pretty valuable
An agent to do your dirty work? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
An agent to do your dirty work?
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
It will go no easier on you, Miss Kiesling,
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's called networking. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm just trying to cover more territory, J.B. It's...
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And in so doing, you have crossed a troubling line.
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for my safe return, - Raising Buchanan 00:11
Your original proposal was to ask for money in exchange for ...
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both parties, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And this required a nominal equality of purpose from both pa...
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'll take this random object off your hands. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now you're simply trying to sell me to anyone who'...
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There no longer exists even a pretense of concern.
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow of your own rationalization. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In so doing, you have stepped out of the protective shadow o...
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You knew it was a risky path when you chose it.
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But you knew it was irreversibly perilous
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote: - Raising Buchanan 00:12
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote: