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Raising Buchanan

But you knew it was irreversiblyperilous the moment you spoketo that woman in Washington

But you knew it was irreversibly
perilous the moment you spoke
to that woman in Washington

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But you knew it was irreversibly perilous
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the moment you spoke to that woman in Washington.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:39
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote: - Raising Buchanan 00:12
An author I'm acquainted with once wrote:
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Not really. I could never get past the word "hobgoblin....
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here is an artist". - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Before I ever heard you play a note, I thought, "Here i...
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the world at-large. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And an artistic life demands certain sacrifices from the wor...
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fucking organ donor! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
- No, no, I was putting an ironic twist. - I'm a fuckin...
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Ruth, I've heard stories about your partying past.
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, the truth is, I don't have him anymore.
Ahh, a student of history. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ahh, a student of history.
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool nicknames. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I only know a handful of these guys, the ones with the cool ...
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
...Scratch and Sniff". It's been a while.
"Old Public Functionary." - Raising Buchanan 00:09
"Old Public Functionary."
So the presidents themselves weren't very important? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So the presidents themselves weren't very important?
No. What's important to me is what they stand on. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
No. What's important to me is what they stand on.
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints right and had to use a staple gun, but... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
He got a "C" because he didn't do the joints ...
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam display thingy this replaced, - Raising Buchanan 00:12
If the teacher had seen the original piece-of-shit Styrofoam...
Oh, look at this. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Oh, look at this.
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- I look like a... - Like a maltreated strip of buckskin sho...
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't say anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We could only get the body back if we swore we wouldn't...
After the truck left, I found this on the floor... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
After the truck left, I found this on the floor...
We're not at liberty to say whether this person... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
We're not at liberty to say whether this person...