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Raising Buchanan

But not everyone is subjectto such forces

But not everyone is subject
to such forces

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But not everyone is subject to such forces.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:57
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
When somebody does come along that rates worse than you, - Raising Buchanan 00:11
When somebody does come along that rates worse than you,
And that's not exactly the goal that we're reaching for. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And that's not exactly the goal that we're reachin...
And if the country needed a big shitshow like the Civil War to end slavery - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And if the country needed a big shitshow like the Civil War ...
Not exactly "forgiveness," but it's something. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Not exactly "forgiveness," but it's something...
Well, I can't say I rate forgiveness, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
Well, I can't say I rate forgiveness,
And I have had a really rough week. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And I have had a really rough week.
Should have prepared something. Shit. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Should have prepared something. Shit.
Here lies President James Buchanan, no middle name. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Here lies President James Buchanan, no middle name.
Sometimes known as "Old Public Functionary," which is very sad. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Sometimes known as "Old Public Functionary," which...
He didn't choose the times he was born into - Raising Buchanan 00:06
He didn't choose the times he was born into
He made a lot of stupid decisions - Raising Buchanan 00:07
He made a lot of stupid decisions
And though people said some really unkind things about him as President, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
And though people said some really unkind things about him a...
You guys, my dad made me promise not to have any sort of ceremony or anything for him. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You guys, my dad made me promise not to have any sort of cer...
But after I get his ashes back next week, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But after I get his ashes back next week,
Just on a couple of graves and on that rock - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Just on a couple of graves and on that rock
Don't think I ever heard a eulogy where the word "turd" was mentioned. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Don't think I ever heard a eulogy where the word "...
I was really cooking 'til the tree just jumped in my path... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I was really cooking 'til the tree just jumped in my pa...