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From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan has been shipped back to eternity in triplicate!
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Raising Buchanan

From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan hasbeen shipped back to eternity in triplicate!

From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan has
been shipped back to eternity in triplicate!

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From a paperwork standpoint, Mr. Buchanan has been shipped back to eternity in triplicate!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:04
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
I'm not normally as touchy as this so it pains me to say this: Ladies, please... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm not normally as touchy as this so it pains me to sa...
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my logistics cubicle. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Take your douchebag president and remove yourselves from my ...
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, humility is a fine virtue, yes?
Okay, I know the first part was bad, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Okay, I know the first part was bad,
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay, I'll grant you that part is somewhat admirable.
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car from that gas station... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
This is just like the time when you stole that fancy car fro...
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault as it is mine! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That guy left it running. It's just as much his fault a...
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, there may have been a little embroidery on my part.
Classic example: - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Classic example:
Jerry and his cousin go to China. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Jerry and his cousin go to China.
Cousin gets eaten by a panda. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Cousin gets eaten by a panda.
It took Jerry years to save for that trip! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It took Jerry years to save for that trip!
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bears. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bear...
So I say a few magic words - Raising Buchanan 00:09
So I say a few magic words
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other kids. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other ki...
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the good family name was... - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the goo...
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you.
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?" - Raising Buchanan 00:08
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?"
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes.
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie,