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He was a career politician, spineless, couldn't make tough decisions
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Raising Buchanan

He was a career politician, spineless,couldn't make tough decisions

He was a career politician, spineless,
couldn't make tough decisions

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He was a career politician, spineless, couldn't make tough decisions.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:38
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Oh! Historians refer to him as a useless sack of crap. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Oh! Historians refer to him as a useless sack of crap.
This is William Rufus King, Vice President under some other president no one remembers. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This is William Rufus King, Vice President under some other ...
Also, Buchanan's roommate for thirteen years. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Also, Buchanan's roommate for thirteen years.
Also a "bachelor." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Also a "bachelor."
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that's ever come through this dock. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, this ghoul happens to be the most valuable thing that&...
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was running the country. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
At one point in time, this nauseating bag of bones was runni...
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from this guy. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It's hard to imagine Abraham Lincoln taking orders from...
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Monkees. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, early on in his career, Jimi Hendrix opened for The Mo...
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If the mood is broken then the music serves no purpose.
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine or anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean, it's water, I washed them. It's not urine ...
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urine?" - Raising Buchanan 00:05
"Nice to meet you, my hands aren't covered in urin...
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a safe distance, yes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You'll be observing tonight then, will you, Meg? From a...
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him drive. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Anger is my traveling companion... and sometimes I let him d...
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain long after the bombs are dropped. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It really is the sort of analog art form that will remain lo...
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I know I could never do a puppet show like you do.
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, very smart. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But I like those little dummies. And their little suits, ver...
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversation - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It's pretty sad when the happiest part of that conversa...
You know how people talk about motivation, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
You know how people talk about motivation,
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, the famous "Carrot-and-Stick Horse Wagon Theorem....
Well, for as long as I can remember, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, for as long as I can remember,