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He couldn't hand me my legacy any more than I could hand him his by getting knocked up
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Raising Buchanan

He couldn't hand me my legacy any more thanI could hand him his by getting knocked up

He couldn't hand me my legacy any more than
I could hand him his by getting knocked up

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He couldn't hand me my legacy any more than I could hand him his by getting knocked up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:10:00
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Just need a little alone time. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Just need a little alone time.
Okay, we're out here if you need anything. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Okay, we're out here if you need anything.
It's going to break my heart to see you go to prison over me. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's going to break my heart to see you go to prison ov...
Gunderson would have to be a grade-A thunder stump - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Gunderson would have to be a grade-A thunder stump
Listen, I want to apologize for yesterday - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Listen, I want to apologize for yesterday
And don't get upset, there's gonna be plenty of time for that later. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And don't get upset, there's gonna be plenty of ti...
The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with his ashes... - Raising Buchanan 00:09
The only surprising thing is what he wanted me to do with hi...
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes - Raising Buchanan 00:14
"By means of an epoxy to apply a portion of my ashes
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling those mortgage people? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Thanks. And can you tell Holly thanks again for calling thos...
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Now? How come? - He said you'd know.
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Lester. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- Besides, it's Willie Tyler's birthday. - And Les...
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
What I mean is, we can do this the hard way...
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay. I remember the two choices, muttonchops.
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, Ruth, so glad you could make it.
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figure. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I understand that you have recently acquired a vintage figur...
If you were smart, you would return him right now. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
If you were smart, you would return him right now.
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer, - Raising Buchanan 00:06
In fact, I may have found an interested buyer,
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan purely out of self-preservation. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I know you can be trusted to keep quiet about Mr. Buchanan p...
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing to offer an olive branch: - Raising Buchanan 00:13
But in order to heal this rift between us, I'm willing ...
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Occasionally, he's a decent guy, but he's amoral.