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Hostetler says he overheard Mr. Crosby offering you a deal
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Raising Buchanan

Hostetler says he overheard Mr.Crosby offering you a deal and threatening to force-feedyou...

Hostetler says he overheard Mr.
Crosby offering you a deal and threatening to force-feed
you donuts

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Hostetler says he overheard Mr. Crosby offering you a deal
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and threatening to force-feed you donuts.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:56
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
For the record, I'm completely unaware - Raising Buchanan 00:08
For the record, I'm completely unaware
And yet, we find you impersonating an officer; - Raising Buchanan 00:17
And yet, we find you impersonating an officer;
And you're prepared to throw away your career - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And you're prepared to throw away your career
Please: "Ventriloquist." - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Please: "Ventriloquist."
I'm afraid it's all for naught, Miss Kiesling. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm afraid it's all for naught, Miss Kiesling.
Mr. Crosby is still duty-bound to tell what he knows. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Mr. Crosby is still duty-bound to tell what he knows.
And I'm afraid they'll have no choice but to prosecute. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And I'm afraid they'll have no choice but to prose...
Maybe I could say something at least get the others off the hook. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Maybe I could say something at least get the others off the ...
I'm very confident that with the proper level of resource deployment - Raising Buchanan 00:09
I'm very confident that with the proper level of resour...
But part of my job is to deploy resources wherever priorities dictate. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
But part of my job is to deploy resources wherever prioritie...
And I can't help but feel I'm wasting my time with this thing. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I can't help but feel I'm wasting my time with...
If this was another president, you might be looking at federal prison. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
If this was another president, you might be looking at feder...
Lucky for you, you chose the shittiest one. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Lucky for you, you chose the shittiest one.
But if any of this resurfaces - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But if any of this resurfaces
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
They just wanted this whole thing to just go away.
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've seen those police procedural shows on TV?
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
He took most of Arizona when he was Secretary of State with ...
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's kinda like Pennsylvania. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's kinda got pines around there, so I guess it's...
I'll take you back to your truck - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'll take you back to your truck
I mean, you look great, all of you do... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I mean, you look great, all of you do...