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Raising Buchanan

How you managed to land a guylike that is I'll never be ableto figure that out

How you managed to land a guy
like that is I'll never be able
to figure that out

Full Transcript

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How you managed to land a guy like that
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is I'll never be able to figure that out.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:48
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Lori's taking Jeffrey to her parents' house in Iowa for a couple of weeks, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Lori's taking Jeffrey to her parents' house in Iow...
I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth, but this custody thing's all about her. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth, but this custody t...
And you gotta admit this hospice thing has been going on way longer than you told me. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And you gotta admit this hospice thing has been going on way...
Hey, you want to get a coffee or a cheese crisp? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Hey, you want to get a coffee or a cheese crisp?
Small confrontation with a guy driving too slow in the left lane. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Small confrontation with a guy driving too slow in the left ...
How do you drive for thirty years and not know the left lane is the fast lane? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
How do you drive for thirty years and not know the left lane...
The idea behind community service is to provide a fair level of restitution. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
The idea behind community service is to provide a fair level...
Well, it's not like I robbed a bank, or put someone in the hospital. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, it's not like I robbed a bank, or put someone in ...
You play the cello off to the side of a very strange ventriloquist. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You play the cello off to the side of a very strange ventril...
Well, I choose the music, I practice it, I perform it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, I choose the music, I practice it, I perform it.
I do my own goth makeup. I bought a dress! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I do my own goth makeup. I bought a dress!
I'm saying what if you played the cello at an elder care facility or a homeless shelter. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I'm saying what if you played the cello at an elder car...
You're off probation soon, so let's go for some real community service, huh? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You're off probation soon, so let's go for some re...
I'm just saying: - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm just saying:
Okay, then just tell the bank that your dad's in hospice. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay, then just tell the bank that your dad's in hospic...
That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose ...
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon.
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty times today, showing it off. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty ...
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or something? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or somethin...
The grizzled remains - Raising Buchanan 00:07
The grizzled remains