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Raising Buchanan

I think we've sold one sinceI've been here and that was to some hipster guywho was buying...

I think we've sold one since
I've been here and that was to some hipster guy
who was buying it ironically

Full Transcript

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I think we've sold one since I've been here
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and that was to some hipster guy who was buying it ironically.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:49
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
No, he's not really a National Treasure, he's more of a Town Character. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
No, he's not really a National Treasure, he's more...
"Town Character" what the hell is a Town Character? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
"Town Character" what the hell is a Town Character...
No. Yes, she is here, and no, she will not speak to you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No. Yes, she is here, and no, she will not speak to you.
After dealing with Mrs. Warren and her doctor and her accountant, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
After dealing with Mrs. Warren and her doctor and her accoun...
I mean, after all, this is Lancaster County not York. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I mean, after all, this is Lancaster County not York.
They seem to be as interested in Buchanan as everybody else. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
They seem to be as interested in Buchanan as everybody else.
I need a break. I'm gonna run home and get that paperwork for Crosby. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I need a break. I'm gonna run home and get that paperwo...
- It's not even ten o'clock... - An early, long lunch? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
- It's not even ten o'clock... - An early, long lu...
Sure. Just gotta prep the lunch counter by myself again... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Sure. Just gotta prep the lunch counter by myself again...
Hey, did you see a yellow paper that was here, folded in half? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Hey, did you see a yellow paper that was here, folded in hal...
Or the rotting, presidential corpse in our garage? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Or the rotting, presidential corpse in our garage?
Yeah, yeah, I would have but if you were still dead-set on it, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Yeah, yeah, I would have but if you were still dead-set on i...
I was paying back Mr. Lacey from that night I smashed his car. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I was paying back Mr. Lacey from that night I smashed his ca...
But it was either that or he would press charges, he said, so... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But it was either that or he would press charges, he said, s...
No. My dad has some life insurance, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
No. My dad has some life insurance,
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with less than a month to live, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Stupid me, I figured when someone goes into hospice with les...
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, someone will care. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, I'm working my way down the list. Eventually, som...
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So... First of all, Holly, this "friend" of yours.
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It's another friend. One who's clearly troubled.
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we'd get by returning his body. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I do see the benefit of all the positive publicity we�...