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Raising Buchanan

I want them to get it right beforethey get the call from Pennsylvania saying that...

I want them to get it right before
they get the call from Pennsylvania saying that the
casket's empty

Full Transcript

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I want them to get it right before they get the call from Pennsylvania
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saying that the casket's empty.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:33
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Uhh... He's gonna need more than just "sick." - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Uhh... He's gonna need more than just "sick."
That way, if he questions it, he's gonna have a harassment suit on his hands. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That way, if he questions it, he's gonna have a harassm...
"Vaginal pneumonia." - Raising Buchanan 00:04
"Vaginal pneumonia."
You say slavery is "a great moral evil" - Raising Buchanan 00:06
You say slavery is "a great moral evil"
And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And I cannot vouch for the author's impartiality.
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these events, - Raising Buchanan 00:13
If you would prefer a more enlightened account of these even...
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion? - Raising Buchanan 00:08
Mr. Buchanan's Administration on the Eve of Rebellion?
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You've made an enormous mistake, Miss Kiesling.
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years in a federal penitentiary. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
You will spend a significant portion of your remaining years...
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For you, madam, are a shiftless reprobate.
Well, to criticize me, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, to criticize me,
And to me, all endeavors, - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And to me, all endeavors,
For all endeavors there is but one master. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
For all endeavors there is but one master.
I acknowledge no master but the law. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I acknowledge no master but the law.
Well, yes, but you're missing the point. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, yes, but you're missing the point.
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But the government is supposed to change the stupid ones, ri...
So this is your area of expertise? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So this is your area of expertise?
But I know enough about it - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I know enough about it
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Good. Did Gunderson buy that vaginal pneumonia story?
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whooping vagina. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So in case Gunderson asks, you had a 24-hour case of whoopin...