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Raising Buchanan

I'll take you back to your truck but you're gonna have to do thisbody-snatcher jamboree...

I'll take you back to your truck but you're gonna have to do this
body-snatcher jamboree without me

Full Transcript

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I'll take you back to your truck
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but you're gonna have to do this body-snatcher jamboree without me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:26
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
I mean, you look great, all of you do... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I mean, you look great, all of you do...
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his burglaries last summer. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, he pushed her into taking the rap for one of his b...
Well, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well,
I have seen a magician perform this illusion. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I have seen a magician perform this illusion.
And quite famously a stage performer did do away with his mistress. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And quite famously a stage performer did do away with his mi...
Ah, you finished that book, didn't you? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ah, you finished that book, didn't you?
And I assume it concluded - Raising Buchanan 00:09
And I assume it concluded
Historians, scholars, politicians; they all seem to agree. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Historians, scholars, politicians; they all seem to agree.
It doesn't mean you're a bad person, just that you were a shitty president. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It doesn't mean you're a bad person, just that you...
Well, I admit those claims aren't entirely groundless. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Well, I admit those claims aren't entirely groundless.
But when my term ended, - Raising Buchanan 00:28
But when my term ended,
No, instead I spent the remaining years of my life - Raising Buchanan 00:08
No, instead I spent the remaining years of my life
My point is: - Raising Buchanan 00:14
My point is:
I mean, I'm not that scowling troglodyte you see in my photographs! - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean, I'm not that scowling troglodyte you see in my ...
I, like you, was once considered a hail-fellow-well-met! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I, like you, was once considered a hail-fellow-well-met!
And it is unconscionable to define a man strictly on his lowest moments. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
And it is unconscionable to define a man strictly on his low...
But mine occurred so close to the end of my life - Raising Buchanan 00:14
But mine occurred so close to the end of my life
But not everyone is subject to such forces. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But not everyone is subject to such forces.
When somebody does come along that rates worse than you, - Raising Buchanan 00:11
When somebody does come along that rates worse than you,
And that's not exactly the goal that we're reaching for. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And that's not exactly the goal that we're reachin...