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I'm Detective Hostetler, County Sheriff's Office assisting the FBI
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Raising Buchanan

I'm Detective Hostetler,County Sheriff's Office assisting the FBI

I'm Detective Hostetler,
County Sheriff's Office assisting the FBI

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I'm Detective Hostetler, County Sheriff's Office assisting the FBI.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:18:18
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
What's a probation officer doing handcuffing people in a pastry shop? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
What's a probation officer doing handcuffing people in ...
- What do I owe you? - No charge, those are irregulars. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
- What do I owe you? - No charge, those are irregulars.
Our boss will get very upset if she leaves during her shift. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Our boss will get very upset if she leaves during her shift.
Okay, who knows the name of the guy who was the president just before Lincoln? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Okay, who knows the name of the guy who was the president ju...
Yeah, she's here... yeah, we're heading out. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Yeah, she's here... yeah, we're heading out.
Well, my boss knows his name and she'd like to talk to you about him. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, my boss knows his name and she'd like to talk to ...
Let's start with extortion, and definitely theft. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Let's start with extortion, and definitely theft.
Perhaps vandalism or desecration of a national monument. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Perhaps vandalism or desecration of a national monument.
And with the various emails and phone calls, I don't like your chances. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And with the various emails and phone calls, I don't li...
Your best chance, now your only chance is going to... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Your best chance, now your only chance is going to...
"Happy birthday to..." - Raising Buchanan 00:06
"Happy birthday to..."
Let's get some preliminary facts on the table: Where is the body now? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Let's get some preliminary facts on the table: Where is...
No, who are you? How do people see you? What do they expect of you? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
No, who are you? How do people see you? What do they expect ...
Untrustworthy.... a liar... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Untrustworthy.... a liar...
Ruth, where's the body? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Ruth, where's the body?
I was just hoping to find somebody stupid enough to believe me, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
I was just hoping to find somebody stupid enough to believe ...
No, ma'am. I'm just a liar. Ask anyone. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No, ma'am. I'm just a liar. Ask anyone.
It's bigger than you think, Miss Kiesling. It's your reputation. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
It's bigger than you think, Miss Kiesling. It's yo...
The magician cut that poor woman in half. Were you not listening? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
The magician cut that poor woman in half. Were you not liste...
But at least you were honest in assessing your own reputation. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
But at least you were honest in assessing your own reputatio...