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I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth, but this custody thing's all about her
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Raising Buchanan

I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth,but this custody thing's all about her

I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth,
but this custody thing's all about her

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I'm not crazy about it either, Ruth, but this custody thing's all about her.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:08
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
And you gotta admit this hospice thing has been going on way longer than you told me. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
And you gotta admit this hospice thing has been going on way...
Hey, you want to get a coffee or a cheese crisp? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Hey, you want to get a coffee or a cheese crisp?
Small confrontation with a guy driving too slow in the left lane. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Small confrontation with a guy driving too slow in the left ...
How do you drive for thirty years and not know the left lane is the fast lane? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
How do you drive for thirty years and not know the left lane...
The idea behind community service is to provide a fair level of restitution. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
The idea behind community service is to provide a fair level...
Well, it's not like I robbed a bank, or put someone in the hospital. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, it's not like I robbed a bank, or put someone in ...
You play the cello off to the side of a very strange ventriloquist. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You play the cello off to the side of a very strange ventril...
Well, I choose the music, I practice it, I perform it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Well, I choose the music, I practice it, I perform it.
I do my own goth makeup. I bought a dress! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I do my own goth makeup. I bought a dress!
I'm saying what if you played the cello at an elder care facility or a homeless shelter. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I'm saying what if you played the cello at an elder car...
You're off probation soon, so let's go for some real community service, huh? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You're off probation soon, so let's go for some re...
I'm just saying: - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I'm just saying:
Okay, then just tell the bank that your dad's in hospice. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Okay, then just tell the bank that your dad's in hospic...
That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose on a hospice guy. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
That oughta buy you some time. They wouldn't foreclose ...
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Oh, Ruth I think you played that hospice card way too soon.
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty times today, showing it off. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I bet Gretchen has opened and closed this thing about fifty ...
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or something? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Shouldn't he be in a refrigerator or on ice or somethin...
The grizzled remains - Raising Buchanan 00:07
The grizzled remains
I hate to say it, but I don't think I've even heard of James Buchanan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
I hate to say it, but I don't think I've even hear...
There was the whole slavery issue. You know, he was on the wrong side of that. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
There was the whole slavery issue. You know, he was on the w...