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Raising Buchanan

It doesn't matter if he's looking becausehe's turned on or because he's horrified

It doesn't matter if he's looking because
he's turned on or because he's horrified

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It doesn't matter if he's looking because he's turned on or because he's horrified.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:17
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me". - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Sure, no problem. You cannot spell time without "me&quo...
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." How can I assist you? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
We had a correspondence about a "Mr. Buchanan." Ho...
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Well, I'm just following up on that correspondence.
I got your response, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
I got your response,
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Government, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
But I hope that you realize that as an arm of the US Governm...
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
That's a very generous counteroffer, Mr. X,
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for James Buchanan. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This isn't a payment or a bid; this is a ransom for Jam...
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
As I understand the protocol of a kidnapping,
A kidnapped victim with no life has no leverage. You understand my point, Mr. X? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
A kidnapped victim with no life has no leverage. You underst...
You understand that this is a former president we're talking about, right? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You understand that this is a former president we're ta...
A quick call to Woodland Mill Cemetery this morning - Raising Buchanan 00:07
A quick call to Woodland Mill Cemetery this morning
This is not Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt or even Millard G.D. Fillmore. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
This is not Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt or even Milla...
So, in the future, if you are going to claim to have dug up a president, - Raising Buchanan 00:05
So, in the future, if you are going to claim to have dug up ...
Um... can I talk to your manager or... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Um... can I talk to your manager or...
Might I make a suggestion, Mr. X? Kidnapping is a very serious federal offense. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Might I make a suggestion, Mr. X? Kidnapping is a very serio...
I don't think you're going to be sweating the grave-robbing charge - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I don't think you're going to be sweating the grav...
It would be wise to drop this now. - Raising Buchanan 00:07
It would be wise to drop this now.
Then you have a wonderful day, Mr. X, and you try to make some better decisions. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Then you have a wonderful day, Mr. X, and you try to make so...
Plan B. The rich lady who brought him here in the first place! - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Plan B. The rich lady who brought him here in the first plac...
Then I'll be home in my own damn bed. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Then I'll be home in my own damn bed.