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It took Jerry years to save for that trip!
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Raising Buchanan

It took Jerry years tosave for that trip!

It took Jerry years to
save for that trip!

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It took Jerry years to save for that trip!
Duration
4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
01:01:53
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bears. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Or maybe he was an iconoclast. You never can tell about bear...
So I say a few magic words - Raising Buchanan 00:09
So I say a few magic words
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other kids. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
I mean... kids change but they don't change in other ki...
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the good family name was... - Raising Buchanan 00:07
Well, you seemed so happy that I passed away knowing the goo...
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It wasn't fair of me to put that on you.
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?" - Raising Buchanan 00:08
What was his name, the main kid, was it "Kyle?"
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Made the rest of us sound like goddamn assholes.
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie, - Raising Buchanan 00:08
If it's all the same to you, Ruthie,
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
You know, this oar would make an awesome weapon.
Still, make a great new murder weapon. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Still, make a great new murder weapon.
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and the Blu-Ray player. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
The only things that are burgle-worthy are your laptop and t...
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Errol? That stupid ventriloquist?
So you told Trina, and Trina told Errol that Buchanan was for sale? - Raising Buchanan 00:06
So you told Trina, and Trina told Errol that Buchanan was fo...
Wait, if Errol got Buchanan, how was he gonna to get back to his grave? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Wait, if Errol got Buchanan, how was he gonna to get back to...
What about the whole millhouse-on-the-river plan with the water going to the sea? - Raising Buchanan 00:05
What about the whole millhouse-on-the-river plan with the wa...
But I said, "No." - Raising Buchanan 00:05
But I said, "No."
So was my cousin who watched my bird one summer. Never fed it. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So was my cousin who watched my bird one summer. Never fed i...
You know, except for Jesus, all Capricorns are buttholes. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You know, except for Jesus, all Capricorns are buttholes.
Hey, check this out. Looks like there were three of them. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Hey, check this out. Looks like there were three of them.
Wait not a Hobbit... what am I thinking of, a midget. A midget! - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Wait not a Hobbit... what am I thinking of, a midget. A midg...