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Raising Buchanan

It's fine. Like I said, it'sdigital, so the tape's really small

It's fine. Like I said, it's
digital, so the tape's really small

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It's fine. Like I said, it's digital, so the tape's really small.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:35
Uploaded
Jun 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A desperate woman steals the corpse of former US president James Buchanan, hoping to net a large ransom. Complications arise when it seems no one is particularly interested in getting him back.
Now, I touched on this earlier, but maybe I wasn't being clear. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
Now, I touched on this earlier, but maybe I wasn't bein...
Oh, the donations and the endowments I had to make just to open the right doors. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
Oh, the donations and the endowments I had to make just to o...
Plus the cost to ship a fully-insured casket. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Plus the cost to ship a fully-insured casket.
And the medical costs and the procedures and... - Raising Buchanan 00:04
And the medical costs and the procedures and...
That's what I'm getting at. All the costs to get him out here and everything. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
That's what I'm getting at. All the costs to get h...
He happens to be my doctor and he wasn't going to fly back East, which I can respect. - Raising Buchanan 00:06
He happens to be my doctor and he wasn't going to fly b...
While the results were disappointing, - Raising Buchanan 00:07
While the results were disappointing,
You see, there's this other person that I interviewed - Raising Buchanan 00:08
You see, there's this other person that I interviewed
I didn't pay same-day freight just to ship back an empty box. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
I didn't pay same-day freight just to ship back an empt...
And the person I interviewed - Raising Buchanan 00:10
And the person I interviewed
It doesn't matter whether I believe you, because it's none of my concern. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
It doesn't matter whether I believe you, because it...
So you can just skedaddle along and find someone else to shake down. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
So you can just skedaddle along and find someone else to sha...
But he was dug up because of you. Don't you feel any responsibility? - Raising Buchanan 00:04
But he was dug up because of you. Don't you feel any re...
That H-O-M-O-sexual has been hanging over my family - Raising Buchanan 00:08
That H-O-M-O-sexual has been hanging over my family
Even the ugliest Osmond brother is still an Osmond brother. - Raising Buchanan 00:04
Even the ugliest Osmond brother is still an Osmond brother.
Well, for starters, after you died, - Raising Buchanan 00:09
Well, for starters, after you died,
It just makes it sound like they were forbidden love letters between two dudes. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
It just makes it sound like they were forbidden love letters...
William Rufus King was a wonderful companion. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
William Rufus King was a wonderful companion.
No, no you lived together for thirteen years. - Raising Buchanan 00:05
No, no you lived together for thirteen years.
You yourself called the relationship a "communion", and... um... - Raising Buchanan 00:05
You yourself called the relationship a "communion"...